oh MAN!

[kmazzy]

ok, i NEED Papa Lazarou/Captain Jack Sparrow.

there cannot possibly be a sexier pairing than this. who will out-swagger who? ooooh. oooh oooooooooh. the bandanas and dirt and craziness and gold teeth and dark wild hair and BIG eyes.

so olinima and i went to see POTC. we got the extended Tomb Raider trailer too which was most tasty. and POTC was highly silly, but like everyone else i fancy the pants off Captain Jack. and he would so like to be fucking Papa Lazarou. you know it!
Orli has lovely eyes but was rather lame apart from that. Keira has adorably cute breasts. but yeah, Johnny all the way. oh man please PLEASE someone write me a Papa Lazarou/Jack Sparrow. PLEASE!!!!

afterwards we had pizza and played the 'rank celebrities' game.

Orli or Johnny? Johnny
Johnny or Angelina? aaarghhhhhhhhhhhh

mmmmmmmhmmmmm.

Comments

[ellielabelle.livejournal.com]

did you see Miss Knightley's nipples? How rude. I was shocked and pleased to see them.

And I don't know whether to fancy Jack Sparrow or *be* him. I already have a pirate hat, but I'm sadly lacking in the dreads and gold teeth department.

[kmazzy.livejournal.com]

oh yes the nipples were fine. (also Angelina nipples in TR trailer.)

hmmm, if you can walk like Capt Jack i may have to molest you (more than i was already going to) when i see you.

[randomchris.livejournal.com]

...but Orli, Johnny and Angelina aren't rank!

Sorry, I have spent this entire week in the company of punsters and double-entendre providers, and it's got to me.

[ixwin.livejournal.com]

I dread to think what would happen if you, vectorious and andrewwyld got together in a room.

Probably some punning equivalent of a nuclear critical mass.

[randomchris.livejournal.com]

Well, given the subjects that we all studied, it would more likely be critical maths...

[mirabehn.livejournal.com]

*applauds*

:)

[kmazzy.livejournal.com]

i was actually considering retyping that because it had occurred to me too.

heheh punster is a fab word.

[gravie.livejournal.com]

there cannot possibly be a sexier pairing than this.

Uh, HELLO. Jack/Gravie. Duh.

^_~

[kmazzy.livejournal.com]

oh silly me! *hugs*

you're so cute.