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oh MAN!

posted by [personal profile] kmazzy at 09:02am on 12/08/2003
ok, i NEED Papa Lazarou/Captain Jack Sparrow.

there cannot possibly be a sexier pairing than this. who will out-swagger who? ooooh. oooh oooooooooh. the bandanas and dirt and craziness and gold teeth and dark wild hair and BIG eyes.

so [livejournal.com profile] olinima and i went to see POTC. we got the extended Tomb Raider trailer too which was most tasty. and POTC was highly silly, but like everyone else i fancy the pants off Captain Jack. and he would so like to be fucking Papa Lazarou. you know it!
Orli has lovely eyes but was rather lame apart from that. Keira has adorably cute breasts. but yeah, Johnny all the way. oh man please PLEASE someone write me a Papa Lazarou/Jack Sparrow. PLEASE!!!!

afterwards we had pizza and played the 'rank celebrities' game.

Orli or Johnny? Johnny
Johnny or Angelina? aaarghhhhhhhhhhhh

mmmmmmmhmmmmm.
Mood:: lustful, highly lustful
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posted by [identity profile] ellielabelle.livejournal.com at 01:34am on 12/08/2003
did you see Miss Knightley's nipples? How rude. I was shocked and pleased to see them.

And I don't know whether to fancy Jack Sparrow or *be* him. I already have a pirate hat, but I'm sadly lacking in the dreads and gold teeth department.
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posted by [identity profile] kmazzy.livejournal.com at 01:46am on 12/08/2003
oh yes the nipples were fine. (also Angelina nipples in TR trailer.)

hmmm, if you can walk like Capt Jack i may have to molest you (more than i was already going to) when i see you.
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posted by [identity profile] randomchris.livejournal.com at 04:35am on 12/08/2003
...but Orli, Johnny and Angelina aren't rank!

Sorry, I have spent this entire week in the company of punsters and double-entendre providers, and it's got to me.
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posted by [identity profile] ixwin.livejournal.com at 04:37am on 12/08/2003
I dread to think what would happen if you, [livejournal.com profile] vectorious and [livejournal.com profile] andrewwyld got together in a room.

Probably some punning equivalent of a nuclear critical mass.
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posted by [identity profile] randomchris.livejournal.com at 05:03am on 12/08/2003
Well, given the subjects that we all studied, it would more likely be critical maths...
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posted by [identity profile] mirabehn.livejournal.com at 06:27am on 12/08/2003
*applauds*

:)
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posted by [identity profile] kmazzy.livejournal.com at 04:39am on 12/08/2003
i was actually considering retyping that because it had occurred to me too.

heheh punster is a fab word.
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posted by [identity profile] gravie.livejournal.com at 10:35am on 12/08/2003
there cannot possibly be a sexier pairing than this.

Uh, HELLO. Jack/Gravie. Duh.

^_~
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posted by [identity profile] kmazzy.livejournal.com at 12:07pm on 12/08/2003
oh silly me! *hugs*

you're so cute.
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