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I don't have toilet paper with puppies on... However I've got a felttip and drawn a few cats on it. Now I'm worried that I'm going to get ink on my bottom. What if I'm in a car accident on the way to get more toliet paper? They won't give me an open coffin if I have felt tip on my bottom!

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but if it's felt tip kitties that will surely be ok.

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If you're really sure...

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totally dude.

:)

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Okay I'm going for it... But you have to tell my mum why they don't have an open casket when I get hit by a number 519

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usually one lies face up in one's coffin. not nekkid butt up.

Nick's computer lacks messenger, otherwise we could chat.

*pouts*

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Aww I wanted to be buried nekkid and face down so future generations could use me as a bike rack.

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people would be too embarrassed to park their bike in a puppified ass.

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Kittenified my dear... Kittenified.

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oh yeah. i wasn't paying attention.

well, that too. in fact that's WORSE isn't it.

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Who wouldn't want to park their bike in my kittenified bottom?

Really?

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i can think of better stuff to do with your butt.

although, possibly not your dead butt.

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I don’t know, I think I'll taxidermy up quite nicely.

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