the puzzle piece behind the couch

i got a text from Rachel thanking me for the birthday card i sent her and saying it's a pity i couldn't make it to her birthday piss up. but miff - she never even invited me! (i wouldn't have been able to go anyway... but still. the principle!)

another annoying thing. we have a piece of software that we bought. it says this:

Check the checkboxes of the form's you wish to unlock.

GAH! we have purchased software with crap grammar! it drives me insane!