Daddy's a dark riddle, Mama's a head full of bees [the puzzle piece behind the couch]

grrrrr. now Leza is not speaking to me. ah well. her loss. i will not dwell on it. i have better things to be thinking about. like the impending visit of

mirabehn and

evil_nick.

we have got all sorts of yummy things planned. and i MUST make them watch The Nightmare Before Christmas and But I'm A Cheerleader. and i am keen to see why Elly is drooling over this Reece Shearsmith chap. hopefully i can keep Nick happy by pointing him at my slightly ailing computer whilst Elly and i are playing with our top trumps. hehe. and i must feed them tasty dinners!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Lucy Lawless was on Graham Norton last night. she's still so fit. i may have to start rewatching Xena episodes. which

koozwaa says he'll help me with when he visits next weekend. and possibly

olinima. mmmmm so much cuteness - LL, Renee O'Connor, Hudson Leick, Danielle Cormack, the chick who plays Eve, the chick who plays Cyane, the chick who plays Lao Ma, the chick who plays Amarice (tut I'm bad with names), the chick who plays M'Lila and even Claudia Black!

wooo! girls! Tim is still trying to find a cute lesbian for me to go out with. but also it sounds suspiciously like he is suggesting himself to go out with. i will have to find out more about him from Jo. but he has bad spelling! although he has only texted and emailed me so it could just be sloppiness. but hmmmm.

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Lucy Lawless. I know what you mean dude. Although she lacks a little impact without the leather and the big swords and, oh god, the amazon bubble baths.

I'm going to have to go away now. I need to find a Xena box set to relive the days of my slightly more innocent youth!

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aaaaahhhhh the bath scenes. the looks between X & G. oooh. damn that show is so gay. i love it. i think tonight i will dig out some videos to perve over. mmmmmm.

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Tim is still trying to find a cute lesbian for me to go out with

Dude, I'm right here!

Well, I'm not entirely cute, and not entirely lesbian, but hey, a nods as good as a wink. (what exactly does that phrase mean?)

but hey, you come from barnsley so that's good enough for me.

ok! come down here and go out with me!

(i have no idea about nodding and winking. i can't actually even wink. we always had to play blink murder at my parties.)

It's a contraction of "a nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse", meaning that if the person you're talking to has no idea what you're going on about, then you can say/do whatever you want and they still won't get it.

As such, it's actually quite inappropriate here, and a more effective phrase would be "a blatant come-on's as good as a subtle hint".

Ahem. I shall now try to stop sounding like such a grammar ponce. Sorry.

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