kmazzy | (no subject)

one more thing, then i must go to bed. (well it's two actually.)

i bought toilet paper with puppies on!

i have a toothbrush that lives here. i am very pleased about that.

If you're really sure...

totally dude.

:)

Okay I'm going for it... But you have to tell my mum why they don't have an open casket when I get hit by a number 519

usually one lies face up in one's coffin. not nekkid butt up.

Nick's computer lacks messenger, otherwise we could chat.

*pouts*

Aww I wanted to be buried nekkid and face down so future generations could use me as a bike rack.

people would be too embarrassed to park their bike in a puppified ass.

Kittenified my dear... Kittenified.

oh yeah. i wasn't paying attention.

well, that too. in fact that's WORSE isn't it.

Who wouldn't want to park their bike in my kittenified bottom?

Really?

i can think of better stuff to do with your butt.

although, possibly not your dead butt.

I don’t know, I think I'll taxidermy up quite nicely.