the puzzle piece behind the couch

i like this one:

My LiveJournal Sitcom
kmazzy And turkey (SHOWTIME, 3:00): kmazzy (Sam Shepard Thora Birch) borrows money from tomkayito (John Cusack)'s cousin. Afterwards, mirabehn (Scott Bakula Amy Acker) falls off andrewwyld (Soleil Moon Frye)'s porch and gets hurt. At the same time, easilyforgotten (Hank Azaria) cheats on a test, and rosydreama (Jane Fonda) finds out. Later, freckals (Stephen Baldwin) and self_proclaimed (Robin Williams) raise swans. In the next town over, gravie (Ginger Rogers) dances with silversolitaire (Kevin Bacon Ewan McGregor). Craziness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

ouch. my shoulders are still sore but i'm going back to gym today to join the corporate thing, which is £20 a month - bargainous for unlimited gym, swim, and classes (and money off raquet sports).

she gets 20 kisses. and gropeage for luck.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
I Love kmazzy (SHOWTIME, 3:00): kmazzy (Sam Shepard Thora Birch) hits a wallet with evil_nick (David Cassidy James Marsters)'s couch. Soon afterwards, kmazzy (Sam Shepard Thora Birch) and queennell (Gary Coleman) kiss in an alley. Also, ambitch (Alan Thicke) tells a joke that offends silversolitaire (Kevin Bacon Ewan McGregor). The next day, mirabehn (Scott Bakula Amy Acker) and kimkali (Lily Tomlin) sneak a pocketwatch into the supermarket. That weekend, dominatemeplz (Louis Prima)'s office's air conditioning is broken, and kookie21 (John Travolta) shows up to fix it. Insanity ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

splendid! (errm yes, i did tamper with a it just a teeny bit...)

i have a £2 coin that's been dodgily minted so it looks as if the queen has a huge wart on her forehead. heheheh. this amuses me greatly. oh, i wonder if that's treason?

woooo! gym has verily been joined. today i played a game at the gym. i imagined i was on a quest to save a damsel in distress. (it could have been a boy damsel but i don't know if there's a word for that.) it involved cycling and climbing and rowing and going over wibbly ground (the crosstrainer) and then once i reached where she was being cruelly held against her will i had to move lots of heavy things out of the way with my legs and then lift levers to open doors and use the power of my stomach to undo her cell.

so now i plan to write some more daring rescues, put them in a hat and then pick one to do each time i go to the gym. and make some hard and some easy and some just middling. coolness. and then i can imagine who i want to be rescuing, and what kind of setting they're trapped in. today the chick was trapped in an inca temple in the jungle.

ahhh and i have train ticket for Heather. RAR! i am productive! hear me roar! plus Mum says she can guarantee i can watch Six Feet Under on E4 every week. so yay i can watch it! i am exceedingly pleased about this. and if there is ever a time i cannot watch it i will be HIGHLY pissed off.

teehee - Dad has brought some date bar (flapjack-like thing) home and is singing 'date-bar date-bar DATE-BAR' to the gay bar tune.