the puzzle piece behind the couch

today i went on the world's most mind-numbing Visio training. which my boss made me go on but i knew it all already. oh the pain. plus the trainer was scary and had huge nostrils and sounded like that scientist geek from the Simpsons.

but i had bargainous curry lunch with Dad and Gus (onion bhajee and vegetable madras with pilau rice for £3.95). then went out with girls from work to 'The Real Monty:Keeps It Up' - a play at the theatre. with stripping! and boy parts. mmmm JJ the fireman was hot. am feeling right up the boy-lust end of the bi scale now. mmmmmm. hehe and Donna had to go on stage and be danced at. hee.

happy happy me. have more info on weekend. we are making pottery and playing at Brighton Pier! woo. and Ames wants me to bring pics of me and Julia! this will be much effort as Jules is very hard to get pics of.

and hot dammit Leza asked if i wanted to go wedding dress shopping with her this evening but i couldn't cos of going to watch kinky stripping blokes. am trying to persuade her to go with me next week.

am thinking perhaps i will quit my job and beome a Community Care Assistant.