amusing substitutionitis

[kmazzy]

lately i have been struck with the above.

last night i was thinking wouldn't it be funny if lobsters and rabbits lived in each other's habitats. like you have little aquatic bunnies that sat in crevices in the sea bed and came out to snag tasty things to eat, and then little hopping land lobsters frolicking in fields.

also i found myself giggling at the idea of changing common fic cliches by using opposite words. mmm i could destroy so many fics if i went through with the replacing function and changed things to;

blue heat

short, soft cock

and many more examples. or i could go further and change more words - his 'cold dry hen' for example... oh i must stop.

at least this amusing distraction is stopping me worrying about later.

Comments

[gnimmel.livejournal.com]

little hopping land lobsters frolicking in fields
I love that idea very, very much. :)

Re:

[kmazzy.livejournal.com]

i am also fond of it. i have to say i have become stupidly fond of cudly cute lobsters after seeing the episode of the simpsons with Pinchy in... and now i collect cuddly lobsters. i only have the one so far, but it's a start!